Thursday, April 16, 2009

A "Blog"

Warning:This "entry" may make you think. Do not read while intoxicated.



Hello there.
I decided that air quotes are under appreciated.
There amazing.
Periods, (.) <--- just end things.
And everybody loves endings right.
And exclamation points make everything seem more exciting then it really is =D ! (kinda like info-mer
shals [infomercials?] )
Question marks leave you with questions and no answers.
But quotaion marks change the meaning of whatever you put around them and leave you questing.
Like for example:
Sally "drove" to the mall.

It makes you think she didnt really "drive" there.
Maybe she rode a bike
Or Like : This is a "rock"
Is it a rock?
Pop goes the "weasel"
But is it really a weasel?
Yeah.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Why?

WARNING: This blog contains me demanding you do do something. If you wont listen to my demands, when your sleeping, expect the unexpected, Because i will find you.
Thank you and please come again =]


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Everyone in the world always chewing their last peice of gum.
Always.
Ok im not much into the whole "oh my god i gotta have gum" thing
But whenever i do want one
"Sorry that was my last peice."
That is like the biggest lie in america.
Either that or when people buy gum the throw the whole pack away exept for 1 peice and they just chew that.
And if we're seriously that selfish, we lie to protect that 1 peice of gum we dont want to give away to someone.
Its just wow.
Thats why the world is "aparently" falling apart.
Cuz the world is full of people who dont share there gum.

So if you like the earth give peices of gum away.
=]