A "Blog"

Warning:This "entry" may make you think. Do not read while intoxicated.



Hello there.
I decided that air quotes are under appreciated.
There amazing.
Periods, (.) <--- just end things.
And everybody loves endings right.
And exclamation points make everything seem more exciting then it really is =D ! (kinda like info-mer
shals [infomercials?] )
Question marks leave you with questions and no answers.
But quotaion marks change the meaning of whatever you put around them and leave you questing.
Like for example:
Sally "drove" to the mall.
It makes you think she didnt really "drive" there.
Maybe she rode a bike
Or Like : This is a "rock"
Is it a rock?
Pop goes the "weasel"
But is it really a weasel?
Yeah.

Why?

WARNING: This blog contains me demanding you do do something. If you wont listen to my demands, when your sleeping, expect the unexpected, Because i will find you.
Thank you and please come again =]



Everyone in the world always chewing their last peice of gum.
Always.
Ok im not much into the whole "oh my god i gotta have gum" thing
But whenever i do want one
"Sorry that was my last peice."
That is like the biggest lie in america.
Either that or when people buy gum the throw the whole pack away exept for 1 peice and they just chew that.
And if we're seriously that selfish, we lie to protect that 1 peice of gum we dont want to give away to someone.
Its just wow.
Thats why the world is "aparently" falling apart.
Cuz the world is full of people who dont share there gum.

So if you like the earth give peices of gum away.
=]

As i eat my chicken wings...

WARNING: the views and concepts portrayed by this post may offend you. If your easily offended, you shouldnt read other peoples blogs. Thanks :)


Im gunna think about how much people bother me.
People are always trying to make things better.
People cant leave anything alone.
Even milk!!
Why must you make milk intense?

seriously, what do they do to the cows to make them pour out more intense milk?
They prolly just add a crap load of stuff in but really.
thats just wrong.
"Well not alot of people drink milk...but maybe they will if we made it more intense"
I personally think everyone is a perfectionist. If we no we can have something better or bigger or more awsomer, we want it/like it more.
Thats why betty jill ([<-- fake person])ended up with 50,000 purses cuz she saw one in the store that was better then her one(s) at home.
Err. Betty jill bothers me.
But i think there is a betty jill in everyone.
.....
Heyy maybe if we call broccoli "intense" children will eat it more.
or we'll call mc donalds "un-intense" people wont eat it then
that'll solve the nation wide obesity problem.


you dont no this but im rolling my eyes in my head right now.

anyway.

thats it..

There are some pretty cruel people,

Warning:This blog involves hypothetical stories. If you dont believe in hypothetical stories, your a failure of life. Just kidding, But yeah..


OK so I went to google and searched funny
and clicked images.
This was the 1st image i saw.
Someone thought this was funny.
OK this is how i see this happening.
Mom dad son, maybe a big sister.
Yeah we'll throw in the sister
after all it is a hypothetical story.
Ok sisters at a friends house. Dads at work
MOms cleaning.
Sons going to the bathroom. Somehow managed to get in that position above. Obviously hes crying so
mom hears him screaming she runs in Sees him laughs and says "hold one i gotta get my camera" Cuz i doubt she was conveniently caring her camera and if she did have it b4 shde heard him crying, most people would have set there camera down when they went to see why there son is screaming.

Instead of HELPING her son out of the TOILET!, she takes a picture.

Well ok my hypothetical story makes the mom seem cruel. So
It could have gone like this....
Mom cleaning
No mom already cleaned,,,,
Hm...
Ok moms mowing the lawn.
And dad still at work (he travels)
and sister hears brother, laughs, go gets mom
While mom calls the plummer to get out the clog
aha..
Sister takes picture.

=]
Also Did u see there bathtub? Do they never use it?
I guess they could have another bathroom... But the tub?
I mean really. "Well there no room in the toliet cuz we've got a toddler in there so
we'll stick them in the TUB"
BIg sister says "Mom wheres my birth certificate? (shes goin 2 get her permit)
Mom says" In the tub dear"

wow

Anywayz thats just wrong...
=]

The world

Warning: This blog contains the reason why the world will explode. Proceed with caution.




OK so in chorus i sneezed, and no one said bless you.

no one

so i had a bless-less sneeze. 2 acually and theres like 60 people in my chorus class.

where is the world heading if we dont even say bless you?

soon little old ladies wont be able to cross the street
People will steal young ladys purses.... while theres like 10000 people around
They'll be a guy with a gun like 10 inches from someones face and people around say "excuse me i need 2 get through"
Acually they wont even say excuse me they'll just shove there way through
and the world will get sick of it and blow up unless you say bless you when people sneeze.


good lesson to learn. =]

Have you ever Relized....

Warning: All cupcake lovers will be persecuted. Or pelted with cupcakes. (depending on my mood)

That cupcakes and muffins are pretty much the same thing? I mean yeah most cupcakes are smaller but take away the frosting and BAM ya got a muffin. A very plain muffin but a muffin.
cupcakes just try to be muffins. There impersonators, well immuffinators acually. i mean who really came up with that. Some dude is holding a muffin and decides "This would be even better with frosting mwa ha ha, i shall call it...a...cupcake...mwa ha ha" i mean come on.
If I had 2 choose id wanna be a muffin. Cuz Muffins are delisoulsly awsome. Cupcakes,,dont matter what frosting ya put on them or what kinda sprinkles r on there, they all pretty much taste the same. Muffins on the otherhand come in varieties of flavor. And u can either heat muffins up or eat them cold. Try to heat up a cupcake. I dare u. Its gross and the frosting melts. Nope not muffins. And like in a store, u can set a muffin next to a bagle, no big deal. Set up a cupcake next to a bagle...Its a lil funky. and the frosting will prolly get on the bagle. Also after a few days of being out the cupcake will get gross.Sure muffins will to, but they can last longer before that happens.

And so I rest my case.


ok after doing some research ( acually just surfin the web) i see many people like cupcakes better!! Erg. Everyone has there own opion but theres is wrong. Ha.

muffins will always win in the end

this is a video i made its pretty awsomeee...But its slowish so be patient

=]