Friday, March 11, 2011

The Great Depression Wasn't ALL bad...
For some people.

Like the People who were ALREADY homeless and poor.

Imagine how good It’d feel to be homeless RIGHT before the Great depression. The Hobos Prolly Felt like Geniuses.

And since everyone was Poor now, The already poor before were like HA-HA. The already homeless and poor had a 1 up on everyone.

The already Homeless Prolly went around showing the newbs how its done. They must of felt so cool.

Thinking of it the already Homeless and Poor were Probably GLAD they were Homeless already.

Like “Golly, I sure am smart, Choosing NOT to make alot of money, Becasue if i wasnt already poor, Id of lost all my money and be poor anyway. HAHA LIFE, BEAT YA TOO IT, BOO YAHH =] “

Or,

“Good thing I opted for this homeless thing, I wouldnt have been able to pay for my house anyway, Now I am ultimate hobo-I no all hobo-y knowledge, Now all ye once wealthy-Yee shall suffer!”

=] I think Im Done now.

But even though It was The “Great Deppression”, I’m sure the already homeless and poor were as happy as everr

Sunday, December 26, 2010

DEAR PAST SELF

Things get better. Alot Better. I promise =]

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

A new Prospective



Lately, Everything Has been ampified for me.
All of the sudden, I totally apreciate the little things in life. And I wasnt unhappy at all before, But suddenly Im like happier.
Like Just chillin watching a movie with the fam and laughing is amazing to me x3456789098765. And laughing with my friends.
I had a feeling this school year would be good.
But I didnt expect a whole new prospective on things

Monday, August 30, 2010

Im covninced Ants have super powers =]

So there was a HUGE ant crawling on my foot so i freaked out and killed it And i no it was dead and smushed.

But a couple seconds later, IT came back to life! I swear it became un smushed.

IT was the freakiest thing, it was smushed, then it like puffed back up like a balloon and like started following me, and it was going a milion times faster than most ants.

There is super ants living in my house.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

All Light casts a shadow

WARNING: I wrote this.


The Corners of my mind
Are a dark empty space
They hold all I Fear
And things i can not Face.

The Corners of my mind
Hide all that's me
Horrible things kept hidden
Things You'll never see.

The Corners of my mind
Holds all the hurt I know
All the screams and sorrow
You caused long ago.

The rest of my mind
Remains Pure and free
Untouched by the shadows
That you have cast in me.

Monday, June 14, 2010

To my One and Only love

WARNING: This Entry includes Several Mentions of love. If you do not believe in love or Hate it, Zombies will attack your face.


RIKKI!!! I love thou so mucheth.

You are my longest most deepest best friend ever


I dont really know what to say but our love is eternal.

I now know why you won best smile in 4th grade.
Thats the year you met me, and everyone say how happy u became that year
=]
You have been with me through everything and you are the only one i know that can egually match my weirdness
I love u soo much
lovelove
lovelove

Sunday, February 14, 2010

If nobody suffered...That would be great.

WARNING: Reading this may give your computer a virus. Sorry.

I hate seeing people suffer.
I hate seeing people Cry.
I hate not knowing what to say to them.
At a time when the perfect words are so important, I froze.
And she kept crying.



This is my regret.

Blah

Im going to start doing this again. I miss it

=/

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Oh I know lets just throw them into a padded room!!

Warning: This entry talks about crazy people. If your crazy, you may get offended.


Ok. I think its stupid to throw a crazy person in solitude.

Because, I think part of the reason why people are crazy and stay that way is because they spend too much time trapped in their own mind,

So yeah! Lets throw them in solitude and make them even crazier?!

Like straight jackets too. Thats just cruel.

I mean if they are in a small, empty room obviously there not gonna hurt someone else (on accoount of their being no on else around) Its i guess to make it so they dont hurt themselves. Which is stupid. Becuase if they wanted to hurt themselves,they have problems that sticking a straight jacket on them wont solve



I mean can you Imagine? Slowly feeling yourself lose your own mind?



I'll expand on this on a later date.





Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The in depth thinking of an ordinary teenage girl.

WARNING: This blog is completely unplanned, read only as directed.
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I figured I haven't blogged in awhile so i figured i would.
Although im at a complete loss because i have nothing to rant about.
>>>...<<<
Well one thing i do when im out is i always smile at people.
Cuz im super friendly :)
And there are 5 types of people: *ahem*
1) The people who smile back. Plain and simple. This is the most common in people.
2) The people who smile AND say hello.(these people are also the ones who talk about the weather alot)
3) The people who nod. (i never understood this...)

4)The people who look at you smiling and look away and ignore you
5)The people who get scared.( These people probably suffer from a mental disorder.)



First I will address how annoying it is to have people completely ignore you when u smile at them.
What is soo bad you cant take 2 seconds of your life to smile back at someone?
Why not use those 4 muscles to smile? ( 4 was the most common answer i found for how many muscles it acually takes).
I mean really, do they think i'm gonna come onto them or,
Attack them with my words of conversation?
>:(
And the nooding people..
oK i smile and say hello. and they nod.
?
I not going to address that actually. Maybe if ur a nodder please tell me whats up with that,

Hay, maybe i should start nodding more. It wouldnt scare people and maybe people wouldn't ignore me =D

Folks, I've just had an Epiphany!

The solution to all problems is a simple head nod.

For more incite to my infinite knowledge stay tuned.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

A "Blog"

Warning:This "entry" may make you think. Do not read while intoxicated.



Hello there.
I decided that air quotes are under appreciated.
There amazing.
Periods, (.) <--- just end things.
And everybody loves endings right.
And exclamation points make everything seem more exciting then it really is =D ! (kinda like info-mer
shals [infomercials?] )
Question marks leave you with questions and no answers.
But quotaion marks change the meaning of whatever you put around them and leave you questing.
Like for example:
Sally "drove" to the mall.

It makes you think she didnt really "drive" there.
Maybe she rode a bike
Or Like : This is a "rock"
Is it a rock?
Pop goes the "weasel"
But is it really a weasel?
Yeah.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Why?

WARNING: This blog contains me demanding you do do something. If you wont listen to my demands, when your sleeping, expect the unexpected, Because i will find you.
Thank you and please come again =]


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Everyone in the world always chewing their last peice of gum.
Always.
Ok im not much into the whole "oh my god i gotta have gum" thing
But whenever i do want one
"Sorry that was my last peice."
That is like the biggest lie in america.
Either that or when people buy gum the throw the whole pack away exept for 1 peice and they just chew that.
And if we're seriously that selfish, we lie to protect that 1 peice of gum we dont want to give away to someone.
Its just wow.
Thats why the world is "aparently" falling apart.
Cuz the world is full of people who dont share there gum.

So if you like the earth give peices of gum away.
=]

Saturday, February 21, 2009

As i eat my chicken wings...

WARNING: the views and concepts portrayed by this post may offend you. If your easily offended, you shouldnt read other peoples blogs. Thanks :)


Im gunna think about how much people bother me.
People are always trying to make things better.
People cant leave anything alone.
Even milk!!
Why must you make milk intense?
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seriously, what do they do to the cows to make them pour out more intense milk?
They prolly just add a crap load of stuff in but really.
thats just wrong.
"Well not alot of people drink milk...but maybe they will if we made it more intense"
I personally think everyone is a perfectionist. If we no we can have something better or bigger or more awsomer, we want it/like it more.
Thats why betty jill ([<-- fake person])ended up with 50,000 purses cuz she saw one in the store that was better then her one(s) at home.
Err. Betty jill bothers me.
But i think there is a betty jill in everyone.
.....
Heyy maybe if we call broccoli "intense" children will eat it more.
or we'll call mc donalds "un-intense" people wont eat it then
that'll solve the nation wide obesity problem.


you dont no this but im rolling my eyes in my head right now.

anyway.

thats it..

Saturday, January 10, 2009

There are some pretty cruel people,

Warning:This blog involves hypothetical stories. If you dont believe in hypothetical stories, your a failure of life. Just kidding, But yeah..

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OK so I went to google and searched funny
and clicked images.
This was the 1st image i saw.
Someone thought this was funny.
OK this is how i see this happening.
Mom dad son, maybe a big sister.
Yeah we'll throw in the sister
after all it is a hypothetical story.
Ok sisters at a friends house. Dads at work
MOms cleaning.
Sons going to the bathroom. Somehow managed to get in that position above. Obviously hes crying so
mom hears him screaming she runs in Sees him laughs and says "hold one i gotta get my camera" Cuz i doubt she was conveniently caring her camera and if she did have it b4 shde heard him crying, most people would have set there camera down when they went to see why there son is screaming.

Instead of HELPING her son out of the TOILET!, she takes a picture.

Well ok my hypothetical story makes the mom seem cruel. So
It could have gone like this....
Mom cleaning
No mom already cleaned,,,,
Hm...
Ok moms mowing the lawn.
And dad still at work (he travels)
and sister hears brother, laughs, go gets mom
While mom calls the plummer to get out the clog
aha..
Sister takes picture.

=]
Also Did u see there bathtub? Do they never use it?
I guess they could have another bathroom... But the tub?
I mean really. "Well there no room in the toliet cuz we've got a toddler in there so
we'll stick them in the TUB"
BIg sister says "Mom wheres my birth certificate? (shes goin 2 get her permit)
Mom says" In the tub dear"

wow

Anywayz thats just wrong...
=]

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

The world

Warning: This blog contains the reason why the world will explode. Proceed with caution.



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OK so in chorus i sneezed, and no one said bless you.

no one


so i had a bless-less sneeze. 2 acually and theres like 60 people in my chorus class.

where is the world heading if we dont even say bless you?

soon little old ladies wont be able to cross the street

People will steal young ladys purses.... while theres like 10000 people around

They'll be a guy with a gun like 10 inches from someones face and people around say "excuse me i need 2 get through"

Acually they wont even say excuse me they'll just shove there way through

and the world will get sick of it and blow up
unless you say bless you when people sneeze.


good lesson to learn. =]

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Have you ever Relized....

Warning: All cupcake lovers will be persecuted. Or pelted with cupcakes. (depending on my mood)

That cupcakes and muffins are pretty much the same thing? I mean yeah most cupcakes are smaller but take away the frosting and BAM ya got a muffin. A very plain muffin but a muffin.
cupcakes just try to be muffins. There impersonators, well immuffinators acually. i mean who really came up with that. Some dude is holding a muffin and decides "This would be even better with frosting mwa ha ha, i shall call it...a...cupcake...mwa ha ha" i mean come on.
If I had 2 choose id wanna be a muffin. Cuz Muffins are delisoulsly awsome. Cupcakes,,dont matter what frosting ya put on them or what kinda sprinkles r on there, they all pretty much taste the same. Muffins on the otherhand come in varieties of flavor. And u can either heat muffins up or eat them cold. Try to heat up a cupcake. I dare u. Its gross and the frosting melts. Nope not muffins. And like in a store, u can set a muffin next to a bagle, no big deal. Set up a cupcake next to a bagle...Its a lil funky. and the frosting will prolly get on the bagle. Also after a few days of being out the cupcake will get gross.Sure muffins will to, but they can last longer before that happens.

And so I rest my case.


ok after doing some research ( acually just surfin the web) i see many people like cupcakes better!! Erg. Everyone has there own opion but theres is wrong. Ha.

muffins will always win in the end

this is a video i made its pretty awsomeee...But its slowish so be patient

=]