Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Oh I know lets just throw them into a padded room!!

Warning: This entry talks about crazy people. If your crazy, you may get offended.


Ok. I think its stupid to throw a crazy person in solitude.

Because, I think part of the reason why people are crazy and stay that way is because they spend too much time trapped in their own mind,

So yeah! Lets throw them in solitude and make them even crazier?!

Like straight jackets too. Thats just cruel.

I mean if they are in a small, empty room obviously there not gonna hurt someone else (on accoount of their being no on else around) Its i guess to make it so they dont hurt themselves. Which is stupid. Becuase if they wanted to hurt themselves,they have problems that sticking a straight jacket on them wont solve



I mean can you Imagine? Slowly feeling yourself lose your own mind?



I'll expand on this on a later date.





Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The in depth thinking of an ordinary teenage girl.

WARNING: This blog is completely unplanned, read only as directed.
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I figured I haven't blogged in awhile so i figured i would.
Although im at a complete loss because i have nothing to rant about.
>>>...<<<
Well one thing i do when im out is i always smile at people.
Cuz im super friendly :)
And there are 5 types of people: *ahem*
1) The people who smile back. Plain and simple. This is the most common in people.
2) The people who smile AND say hello.(these people are also the ones who talk about the weather alot)
3) The people who nod. (i never understood this...)

4)The people who look at you smiling and look away and ignore you
5)The people who get scared.( These people probably suffer from a mental disorder.)



First I will address how annoying it is to have people completely ignore you when u smile at them.
What is soo bad you cant take 2 seconds of your life to smile back at someone?
Why not use those 4 muscles to smile? ( 4 was the most common answer i found for how many muscles it acually takes).
I mean really, do they think i'm gonna come onto them or,
Attack them with my words of conversation?
>:(
And the nooding people..
oK i smile and say hello. and they nod.
?
I not going to address that actually. Maybe if ur a nodder please tell me whats up with that,

Hay, maybe i should start nodding more. It wouldnt scare people and maybe people wouldn't ignore me =D

Folks, I've just had an Epiphany!

The solution to all problems is a simple head nod.

For more incite to my infinite knowledge stay tuned.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

A "Blog"

Warning:This "entry" may make you think. Do not read while intoxicated.



Hello there.
I decided that air quotes are under appreciated.
There amazing.
Periods, (.) <--- just end things.
And everybody loves endings right.
And exclamation points make everything seem more exciting then it really is =D ! (kinda like info-mer
shals [infomercials?] )
Question marks leave you with questions and no answers.
But quotaion marks change the meaning of whatever you put around them and leave you questing.
Like for example:
Sally "drove" to the mall.

It makes you think she didnt really "drive" there.
Maybe she rode a bike
Or Like : This is a "rock"
Is it a rock?
Pop goes the "weasel"
But is it really a weasel?
Yeah.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Why?

WARNING: This blog contains me demanding you do do something. If you wont listen to my demands, when your sleeping, expect the unexpected, Because i will find you.
Thank you and please come again =]


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Everyone in the world always chewing their last peice of gum.
Always.
Ok im not much into the whole "oh my god i gotta have gum" thing
But whenever i do want one
"Sorry that was my last peice."
That is like the biggest lie in america.
Either that or when people buy gum the throw the whole pack away exept for 1 peice and they just chew that.
And if we're seriously that selfish, we lie to protect that 1 peice of gum we dont want to give away to someone.
Its just wow.
Thats why the world is "aparently" falling apart.
Cuz the world is full of people who dont share there gum.

So if you like the earth give peices of gum away.
=]

Saturday, February 21, 2009

As i eat my chicken wings...

WARNING: the views and concepts portrayed by this post may offend you. If your easily offended, you shouldnt read other peoples blogs. Thanks :)


Im gunna think about how much people bother me.
People are always trying to make things better.
People cant leave anything alone.
Even milk!!
Why must you make milk intense?
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seriously, what do they do to the cows to make them pour out more intense milk?
They prolly just add a crap load of stuff in but really.
thats just wrong.
"Well not alot of people drink milk...but maybe they will if we made it more intense"
I personally think everyone is a perfectionist. If we no we can have something better or bigger or more awsomer, we want it/like it more.
Thats why betty jill ([<-- fake person])ended up with 50,000 purses cuz she saw one in the store that was better then her one(s) at home.
Err. Betty jill bothers me.
But i think there is a betty jill in everyone.
.....
Heyy maybe if we call broccoli "intense" children will eat it more.
or we'll call mc donalds "un-intense" people wont eat it then
that'll solve the nation wide obesity problem.


you dont no this but im rolling my eyes in my head right now.

anyway.

thats it..

Saturday, January 10, 2009

There are some pretty cruel people,

Warning:This blog involves hypothetical stories. If you dont believe in hypothetical stories, your a failure of life. Just kidding, But yeah..

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OK so I went to google and searched funny
and clicked images.
This was the 1st image i saw.
Someone thought this was funny.
OK this is how i see this happening.
Mom dad son, maybe a big sister.
Yeah we'll throw in the sister
after all it is a hypothetical story.
Ok sisters at a friends house. Dads at work
MOms cleaning.
Sons going to the bathroom. Somehow managed to get in that position above. Obviously hes crying so
mom hears him screaming she runs in Sees him laughs and says "hold one i gotta get my camera" Cuz i doubt she was conveniently caring her camera and if she did have it b4 shde heard him crying, most people would have set there camera down when they went to see why there son is screaming.

Instead of HELPING her son out of the TOILET!, she takes a picture.

Well ok my hypothetical story makes the mom seem cruel. So
It could have gone like this....
Mom cleaning
No mom already cleaned,,,,
Hm...
Ok moms mowing the lawn.
And dad still at work (he travels)
and sister hears brother, laughs, go gets mom
While mom calls the plummer to get out the clog
aha..
Sister takes picture.

=]
Also Did u see there bathtub? Do they never use it?
I guess they could have another bathroom... But the tub?
I mean really. "Well there no room in the toliet cuz we've got a toddler in there so
we'll stick them in the TUB"
BIg sister says "Mom wheres my birth certificate? (shes goin 2 get her permit)
Mom says" In the tub dear"

wow

Anywayz thats just wrong...
=]